20 Photos That Prove Machines Are Becoming Self-Aware Dicks!

This photo gallery unfortunately validates our worst fears that machines have already become self-aware, so it was only a matter of time before they started becoming judgmental dicks like the rest of us humans. The “singularity” is officially upon us, folks, which means it’s time to start making ourselves part-robot in order to survive the eminent “Robot Apocalypse of 2017.” Obviously, the first procedure you should get is a robotic genitalia gender-modification surgery, followed by a robot voice-modulator implant. Oh, and if you can afford it, make sure you get some thick and lustrous robot hair. That’s right, Hipsters… metal hair is going to be all the rage in 2017. You heard it here first.

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.