Wisecrack explores “The Philosophy of Darth Vader” and the philosophical origins of one of the most tragic arcs in cinema history. The most tragic aspect, of course, being when Star Wars fans found out Anakin Skywalker was actually a whiny, Emo brat who became Darth Vader because he was too stupid to jump two feet in front of him, rather than trying to jump over Obi Wan.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.