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My wife and I were hosting dinner for extended family during the Christmas holiday. We were hosting a total of 15 people. When my Father asked what he needed to bring, we told him to bring drinks. When he showed up with his wife and her little shit of a grandson, we found that my Father had brought 3 cans of off-brand soda. One for him, his wife and her grandson. I guess screw everyone else! My wife found this so ridiculous that she took a picture of the three cans on the counter so that she could send it to her sister to show her how cheap my Dad was.
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Use cheap shampoo to wash the dishes. After letting the dog lick the plates too.
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My dad had 5 kids and his girlfriend had 2. The girlfriend would complain about the cost of having us over one weekend a month. We had to shower in pairs until we were into our teens.
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A guy I had just met asked me out once, he was so-so, but asked me to a show a second time and afterward asked me to grab something to eat and made me pay for my own meal. I was out of work and he knew it. He THEN begged the waitress for a free slice of cake. She gave it to him, and he left like a $2 tip. He makes somewhere north of 70 grand a year and lives with his mother “because she’s sick and the insurance is still repairing the mold problem at his house.” He genuinely believes he’s “frugal” not cheap.
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Didn’t see it, but my family tells stories about my grandpa who used to use only one sqiare of toilet paper. He would fold it half twice and wipe. Then fold over the used part and wipe. When he was done he would tear out the middle corner and use it to clean beneath his finger nails…. So, cheap and gross.