The Most Offensive Jokes Ever According To Google (GALLERY)

Wait, don’t get mad at us, this is simply a collection of Google’s opinion on the most offensive jokes of all time.

If you’re one of those people who tend to be easily offended, then you should probably read all 20 of these dark jokes, just to be on the safe side.

And if you’re one of those people who lives for offensive humor, then this collection of the most offensive jokes ever according to Google might give you a braingasm.

Either way, it’s a win-win situation for anyone who is either easily offended, or easily amused, especially if you like pizza.

Ever read something so stupid it gives you Forest Whitaker eye

Marilyn Monroe’s uplifting advise might have the potential to be taken too far

What’s big, yellow, and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

My dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

Woman: I’m a woman and I have rights.
Man: LOL

“I’d rather have a drink with Mel Gibson in his hotel tonight than Bill Cosby.” –Ricky Gervais

Jesus was a player from immaculate conception

Most offensive one liners? False. You are using two line jokes.

I would male a joke about your mom but cows are sacred in my country
“Offending people is a necessary and healthy act. Every time you say something that’s offensive to another person, you just caused a discussion. You just forced them to think.” – Louis CK

Oh my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What kind of file do you need to turn a 1.5cm hole to a 4.5cm hole? A pedophile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

You find it offensive? I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with only one nail.
If you watch Cinderella backwards it’s about a woman who learns her place

Catelyn Jenner gets wrecked by Ricky Gervais

I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer. But no one will do it.

Who says Asians can’t drive

If you were offended by any of these jokes, then we suggest you direct your complaints to google’s feedback service.

h/t Google, RuinMyWeek

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.