Wait, don’t get mad at us, this is simply a collection of Google’s opinion on the most offensive jokes of all time.
If you’re one of those people who tend to be easily offended, then you should probably read all 20 of these dark jokes, just to be on the safe side.
Either way, it’s a win-win situation for anyone who is either easily offended, or easily amused, especially if you like pizza.
Ever read something so stupid it gives you Forest Whitaker eye
Marilyn Monroe’s uplifting advise might have the potential to be taken too far
What’s big, yellow, and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
My dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
Woman: I’m a woman and I have rights.
“I’d rather have a drink with Mel Gibson in his hotel tonight than Bill Cosby.” –Ricky Gervais
Jesus was a player from immaculate conception
Most offensive one liners? False. You are using two line jokes.
I would male a joke about your mom but cows are sacred in my country
“Offending people is a necessary and healthy act. Every time you say something that’s offensive to another person, you just caused a discussion. You just forced them to think.” – Louis CK
Oh my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What kind of file do you need to turn a 1.5cm hole to a 4.5cm hole? A pedophile.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
You find it offensive? I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with only one nail.
If you watch Cinderella backwards it’s about a woman who learns her place
Catelyn Jenner gets wrecked by Ricky Gervais
I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer. But no one will do it.
Who says Asians can’t drive
If you were offended by any of these jokes, then we suggest you direct your complaints to google’s feedback service.
h/t Google, RuinMyWeek