Apparently, if you’re a parent in 2017, you have to look yourself in a pantry every now and then in order to survive. You also have to film yourself eating red licorice while you rant about home much being a parent kinda sucks. Then you upload the video you YouTube, get mad Internet rich, get divorced and end up becoming a meth addict in the Ukraine. Come on, people, this is Internet parenting 101.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.