24 Hilariously Awkward Times Male Authors Wrote About Women’s Boobs

11. The Only Boob To Eye Connection Is Your Oggling, Dude

12. That’s Not How Stretch Marks Work

13. What Type??

14. TFW You Wake Up And He’s Watching You Sleep

15. Frown.

16. Blessed Be The Cellulite Free

17. Down, Girls!

18. Get A Life, Hottie, Instead Of Complicated Interests!

19. Not To Body Shame, But What Shape Are They?!

20. Leave The Astronauts Alone

Masha Fante

Masha is a freelance writer and editorial director of agency content as well as a contributor to the Daily Dot.