Sip On This Delicious Tea: Meghan Markle’s Sister Just Called Chrissy Teigen A ‘Pudgy Airhead’ Who ‘Sucks’

Chrissy Teigen has had enough of Meghan Markle’s family. And Meghan Markle’s family, in return, has had enough of Chrissy Teigen.

“This guy… this guy sucks,” tweeted the cookbook author, referring to the interview Markle’s father Thomas Markle gave last week to the Daily Mail. “What is wrong with him? Let your daughter be happy, please,” she captioned photos of the interview. “This is embarrassing.”

Teigen is arguably echoing sentiments the majority of the world seems to have concerning Markle’s garrulous, drama-inciting family members. In the nine-hour (NINE. HOUR.) interview with the Daily Mail, Thomas Markle followed up all the crazy shit he’s said of his daughter in the past with a bunch of new crazy shit.

How Meghan would be “nothing” without him. How he “made her the Duchess she is today.” How “perhaps it would be easier for Meghan if I died.” And, perhaps most perplexing of all, how Princess Diana would disapprove of Prince Harry’s treatment of Thomas Markle. (How dare he?)

“They [the Royal Family] have Meghan treating her father in a way that Harry’s mother, Princess Diana, would have loathed,” he told the outlet. “That’s not what Diana stood for.”

No good deed goes unpunished just as no accurate tweet goes un-replied. Samantha Grant— Meghan Markle’s estranged, unknowing self-abating half-sister — who has proudly exclaimed there was “nothing wrong” with “cashing in” on her sister’s situation, who has dragged Meghan to all the tabloids who would listen, who is writing a “juicy tell-all” about her half-sibling — attempted to “clap back” at Chrissy Teigen on Twitter.

“Clap back” in quotations, because Grant’s tweet is less of a witticism and more of a reflection on her own moral and mental depravity. She called Teigen a “pudgy airhead” who needs to close her pie hole and “who sucks.” Lol.

“So this pudgy airhead @Christinetiegen Who knows nobody in the family is opening her pie hole? ‘This guy’ is our father and deserves a lot of respect,.. you are the one who sucks,” read Grant’s full tweet.

Teigen never responded to Grant’s tweet, because the latter, by becoming the real-world representation of the jealous step-sisters from Cinderella, cannot be debased any more than she’s debased herself. We’ll see you on UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, you venomous harpy you.