The morons over at Miracle Mattress in San Antonio, Texas attempt to apologize for their offensive “Twin Towers” sale commercial, and the results couldn’t be more entertaining. They are more living proof that you can’t fix stupid, and that apparently it’s super difficult to locate chins in San Antonio.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.