Well, it’s about damn time we had answers to the three most burning questions in the history of mankind, am I right? Or is it “womankind” now? Dammit, I always manage to get so damn politically incorrect by the second sentence of every paragraph because I’m such a stupid cracker face. Dude, calm down I’m totally white, so that’s okay. Anyway, here’s a bunch of wise kids explaining the universe, death and the deal with that God dude.