Well, it’s about damn time we had answers to the three most burning questions in the history of mankind, am I right? Or is it “womankind” now? Dammit, I always manage to get so damn politically incorrect by the second sentence of every paragraph because I’m such a stupid cracker face. Dude, calm down I’m totally white, so that’s okay. Anyway, here’s a bunch of wise kids explaining the universe, death and the deal with that God dude.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.