For each of the past six years Jimmy Kimmel has asked parents to pretend they ate all their kids’ Halloween Candy and post video of it to YouTube. It’s always so damn funny, we kinda wish their was a non-sadistic way to take candy from a baby every day. Wait, did I just type that out loud? Oh right, anyways, this is the 6th annual “Hey Jimmy Kimmel I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.”
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson