Today you’ll see proof that fonts matter, an interesting fact about submarines, and a peanut butter conspiracy that’s spreading. You’ll also see Kanye’s new haircut, a sick ice cube news story and the Statue of Liberty showing off her wild side. Oh, and you’ll also see Steve Buscemi as Marry Poppins.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.