Extremely Important Internet Questions That Deserve Answers

The internet has the answers to almost all of our questions, except for the most important ones. Now is the time for us to start asking real questions to the almighty internet, and stop wasting time with stupid stuff like, “what was the name of the super hot pink Power Ranger?”  These are the absolute realest questions ever posed by the internet and they deserve real answers. You know, like what is the internet? Does anybody really have an answer to that one?