Generally speaking, owning a cat is a pretty awkward experience. You feed it a couple times a day, watch it sleep a lot and engage in thousands of long, uncomfortable staring contests over a 15-20 year period of time. That’s pretty much the gist of owning a cat. Well, unless you’re crazy enough to pay a professional photographer to take glamour shots of you with your cat. That’s when things get really awkward.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.