If Animals Had Tinder (GALLERY)

Animal dating is still stuck in the dark ages. They have to actually take the time to meet another animal in public, sniff their parts and and do a mating call. It’s so #lamesville. When are they gonna wake up and realize that the only way to meet properly meet another animal these days is to totally paw right?

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.