If you’re one of those productive people that plan on actually doing something with your life this week rather than catching up on House of Cards, Mashable is here to save you. Granted they’re saving you from calling in sick all week and doing nothing but eating pasta and eating House of Cards, but that’s your problem, not mine.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.