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me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke pic.twitter.com/pR0qYlEWOL
— b (@boujeesIut) September 8, 2018
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My dad trying to take Panoramic’s of me. I’m mad asf. pic.twitter.com/qLz73jM5tk
— Simran (@sc_x_cs) September 15, 2018
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Kylie: i got my fillers removed! Natural lips are back in!!!
every other IG girl: pic.twitter.com/oWFWZNj76e— April Ludgate (@Chloe_Faith) July 9, 2018
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i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.
— worlds oldest brockhampton fan (@hellakyra) July 11, 2018
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me:
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— bailie (@xbaiIie) August 26, 2018
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Me checking my bank account and calling my friends to make plans anyway pic.twitter.com/vH9NBklCwR
— ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ (@TraeGilley) July 5, 2018
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me: god please give me a sign
also me when god gave a sign: pic.twitter.com/d6Newv0J0b— madi (@bitttterfuck) August 29, 2018
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my dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too.. nobody has the heart to tell him it’s pretend.. pic.twitter.com/Vshe7dhl3b
— chloe copley (@chloecopley_05) September 12, 2018
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So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018
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Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2018