9.
If you fall, I'll be there!
– Floor
— John Hancock (@LiberatedMind17) April 25, 2018
8.
Socks with Sandals is just wrong. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Brandi the Truthless ⚾️????? (@TruthByBrandi) April 25, 2018
7.
A stubbed toe is the cruellest pain. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) April 25, 2018
6.
Feeding your pets after midnight is not a good idea #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth pic.twitter.com/C1UCm7NfbP
— Larry’s ?? Twin (@LarrysTwin99) April 25, 2018
5.
Anyone with this haircut wants to speak to your manager. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth pic.twitter.com/zmG2SOqv32
— Dan Dolan (@Druiddan3) April 25, 2018
4.
#AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
Oatmeal Raisin cookies masquerading as chocolate chip cookies were sent by evil entities to usurp happiness.— Not THAT David Bell (@BellDavidC) April 25, 2018
3.
Saying shotgun to ride passenger is a legally binding contract. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Keith J (@K_inberea83) April 25, 2018
2.
Someone is playing this game from the toilet #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— Jessica (@JessiTheEpi) April 25, 2018
1.
If you show up to a job interview with a tattoo on your forehead, your tattoo is your resume. #AUniversallyAcceptedTruth
— LadyL ☀️? (@LadyLecondoliak) April 25, 2018