Guy was Paid $500 to Never Tell This Story (VIDEO)
His name is Sean Patton and he’s about to tell you a story he was bribed to never tell. Enjoy it and Sean, because he’ll probably be dead in a week.
His name is Sean Patton and he’s about to tell you a story he was bribed to never tell. Enjoy it and Sean, because he’ll probably be dead in a week.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.