Growing Up Sucks (GALLERY)

Throughout childhood, our elders constantly remind us how much growing up sucks, but we ignore them because we’re having way too much fun being a kid. Then, one horrific day, it happens. You graduate from college, get a real job and suddenly, you realize what those old people were constantly bitching about. You’re officially a “grown-up,” and there’s no turning back. You have to be responsible, get out of bed every day, and pay your bills on time. Now, this doesn’t mean you have to give up on your dream of one day farting the alphabet because if you’re the first person to actually pull that off, you’ll never have to work again.

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.

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