A few years ago, the internet watched in amazement as cats started walking on their hind legs, just like humans. Now, it appears they’ve learned to defy gravity which is horrifying news considering that they also have the ability to read our minds. It’s time for the general public to stop worrying about a potential zombie apocalypse and shift their focus to the inevitable cat apocalypse of 2017 known as, “Apocalypse Meow.”
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.