Chris Wahl
I don’t spend a lot of time browsing online marketplaces unless I’m on the hunt for something specific. You know, like gently used furniture, electronics, or seasonal items. But every time I start scrolling, I’m quickly reminded that people will try to sell just about anything online.
We dove into the Uninspiring Adverts Facebook group, and their sister group Uninspiring Adverts Regenerated, to gather some of the most entertaining and downright absurd listings out there. Seriously, the things people try to sell are both hilarious and bizarrely head-scratching. Get ready to laugh and likely cringe as you scroll through these wonderfully weird ads!
1. Hmmmm, I Don’t Think It Is Though…
2. Hand Slicer – 100% Accurate
3. I’ll Lose A Race Against You
4. Only In America
5. “These Could Sell For A Lot More” Yeah, Maybe If They Were Half Decent!
6. Stop Laughing, Can’t You See How “Curated” This Is?
7. When The Weather Is Hot A Nice Dip Is Cool But I’m Not Sure I Want That Swimming Pool
8. *temu Version Of Iron Man
9. ‘Fruit Bowl’ Is A Strange Name For A Kitty
10. Oh No Thank You. Hears Buzzing Clicky Mechanical “Crawling” Sound In The Dark Of Night For Next 3 Weeks…
11. Anyone Need A Don’t Know Don’t Know 2000?
12. Look Like They’ve Been Out In The Garden For A While
13. This Will Not Only Amuse My Toddler As She Prepares For Bedtime, It Will Also Act As A Handy Night Light. Thanks, Marketplace!
14. Sleg Bells Ring, Are You Listening?
15. “He Won’t Be Needing Them Where He’s Going”
16. Double Sided What Now?
17. It Is A Lovely Loger
18. Hmm, I Suppose This Is More Accurate Than A Banana Or Soup Can For Scale
19. “Fighting People” By Cohen
20. I Thought It Was Dave But I Wasn’t Wearing My Glasses
21. Enigmatic
22. Can’t Go Wrong For A Fiver… Right?
23. Her Plastic For Milkshake Didn’t Bring Any Of The Boys To The Yard.
24. I Finally Found A Chester! A Chester Of Dawers!
25. Chanel Cheilonge? Anyone?
26. More Environmentally Friendly Than Single Use Poo Bags
27. Why Waste Time Editing Photos?
28. Soft Sculpture Pet Likeness
29. For All The Budding Bobby Crush Fans
30. No Small Antics Here. Go Large Or Go Home
31. My Cat Would Never Talk To Me Again, I Think
32. Speed Boot
33. Evis Needs Some Tander Loving Care
34. There’s No Banana For Scale. *sad Face
35. Cursed Shoes Anyone?
36. Who Doesn’t Love A Turdis?
37. I’m Not Sure How She Feels About Being Called A French Style Unit. However Attractive
38. Michael Jackson Look-A-Like Mannequin
39. Speechless
40. So Generous… Marks???
41. Boy George – Hangs His Head…
