27.
when u stay up all night studying and still have no idea wtf is going on pic.twitter.com/oPmOUbA1nH
— Dani (@Danixoxo15) May 7, 2018
26.
boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later
— please help find my missing cousin type beat (@mermaid_kush) April 28, 2018
25.
It’s official, I’m going to be one of those people whose hip acts up before it rains.
— Lea Salonga (@MsLeaSalonga) May 8, 2018
24.
Dad horse is cute but my mom mane is on fleek pic.twitter.com/foXRRhnxUw
— Esther Choo (@choo_ek) May 10, 2018
23.
My backpack got pulled aside and checked by the TSA. After discovering the questionable shape was just a beautiful crystal, the woman gave my bag back and said “I don’t wanna ruin your flow.” LOVE U GURL
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) May 10, 2018
22.
the hilarious thing about incels complaining women have unreasonable standards is how many brilliant chics I know upset that their broke-ass, dick-don’t-work boyfriends won’t marry them
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 10, 2018
21.
good evening, hi.
9 times out of 10, men ask you ‘what you look for in a man’ so that they know who they need to pretend to be.
thanks for coming to my TED talk! pic.twitter.com/bYIOkEkOYt
— THE SLUMFLOWER (@theslumflower) May 8, 2018
20.
Immature?? YOU BET pic.twitter.com/ZRWI0zU4fX
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 8, 2018
19.
"Did you cum" Yea to the wrong house pass me my crop top im leaving
— Sabiduria? (@CandiceWalton15) May 6, 2018
18.
when he stops replying and you’re reading through the conversation tryna figure out what the last straw was. pic.twitter.com/vv32pPBNT4
— ً (@hosthetic) May 3, 2018
17.
If I guy texts you
“Sowwy” instead of “sorry”
Delete that lil bitch from your life— Jennie Stencel (@JennieStencel) May 10, 2018