43 Hilarious Simpsons Quotes In Screenshot Form

If you grew up loving The Simpsons, here are 50 quotes you may remember from episodes that made your parents turn the TV off before dinner. Remember when The Simpsons used to be on after your post-school nap? These are some of the greatest moments from the golden age of The Simpsons. 


HEY, MAH!

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Krusty Informs The Chili Peppers

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My Son Is Also Named Bort

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Lionel Hutz's Business Card

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Lionel Hutz's New Identity

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Ketchup... Or Catsup?

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Get In The Plane...

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That's A Paddlin'

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Gummy Venus De Milo

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The Makeup Gun

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When Homer Worked For Maggie

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I Bring You Love...

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Eye Glasses!

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This Store Wasn't What It Said It Was...

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Two Knives

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Superintendent Chalmers

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From Chimpan A To Chimpan Z!

from chimpan a to chimpan z


Pregnancy By Doctor Nick

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If You Get Hit It's Your Own Fault

If You Get Hit Its Your Own Fault


In America, First You Get The Money

in america first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women


Lester, The Bart Clone

Lester


The Little Hooker Line, Girls Your Age Are Into It

little hooker line girls your age are wearing it


Homer's Funeral Gear

maudes funeral shirt


Old Grey Mare She Ain't What she Used To Be...

Old Grey mare aint what she used to be


Johnny Tight Lips

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Grandpa sizes it up.U55QXFF

 

 

Handsome Pete!

 

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Carl Is Part Of The Literati

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Are You Stupider Than A Monkey?

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See My Loafers, Former Gophers

see my loafers former gophers

 

So I Says To Mable, I Says

so i says to mabel

 

So Long, Losers!

so long losers

 

Is Principal Skinner Out Of Touch?


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Stupid Cordless Model. I'll Try The Old Fashioned Model... How Ya Doin Gertie?

stupid cordless model. ill try the old fashioned model how ya doin gertie

stupid cordless model. ill try the old fashioned model how ya doin gertie

 

You Have 24 Hours To Live...

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Grandpa Sizes Up The Neighborhood

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There's Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats

very little meat in these gym mats

 

Juicing An Orange

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What A Beautiful Little Girl

what a beautiful little girl

 

Everything's Coming Up Millhouse!

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Thank God

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Homer, My Eyes Are Up Here...

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If you grew up loving The Simpsons, here are 50 quotes you may remember from episodes that made your parents turn the TV off before dinner. Remember when The Simpsons used to be on after your post-school nap? These are some of the greatest moments from the golden age of The Simpsons. 


HEY, MAH!
6n6g5xd


Krusty Informs The Chili Peppers
7x39fwJ


My Son Is Also Named Bort
1394900298652


Lionel Hutz’s Business Card
1394900331794


Lionel Hutz’s New Identity
1394900411244


Ketchup… Or Catsup?
1394902048250


Get In The Plane…
1394902331176


That’s A Paddlin’
1394902668999


Gummy Venus De Milo
1394903018670


The Makeup Gun
1394903704587


When Homer Worked For Maggie
1394904076806


I Bring You Love…
1394906924553


Eye Glasses!
1394906960658


This Store Wasn’t What It Said It Was…
1394908771881


Two Knives
1402696913364


Superintendent Chalmers
f6jG7e5


From Chimpan A To Chimpan Z!
from chimpan a to chimpan z


Pregnancy By Doctor Nick
ifrvnKm


If You Get Hit It’s Your Own Fault
If You Get Hit Its Your Own Fault


In America, First You Get The Money
in america first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women


Lester, The Bart Clone
Lester


The Little Hooker Line, Girls Your Age Are Into It
little hooker line girls your age are wearing it


Homer’s Funeral Gear
maudes funeral shirt


Old Grey Mare She Ain’t What she Used To Be…
Old Grey mare aint what she used to be


Johnny Tight Lips
P8SKI7v
 
 
Grandpa sizes it up.U55QXFF
 
 
Handsome Pete!
 
Screen Shot 2014-07-17 at 11.11.11 PM
 
Carl Is Part Of The Literati
Screen Shot 2014-07-17 at 11.16.59 PM
 
Are You Stupider Than A Monkey?
Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 2.08.30 AM
 
See My Loafers, Former Gophers
see my loafers former gophers
 
So I Says To Mable, I Says
so i says to mabel
 
So Long, Losers!
so long losers
 
Is Principal Skinner Out Of Touch?


t7iIeEZ
 
Stupid Cordless Model. I’ll Try The Old Fashioned Model… How Ya Doin Gertie?
stupid cordless model. ill try the old fashioned model how ya doin gertie
stupid cordless model. ill try the old fashioned model how ya doin gertie
 
You Have 24 Hours To Live…
TmkADpx
 
Grandpa Sizes Up The Neighborhood
U55QXFF
 
There’s Very Little Meat In These Gym Mats
very little meat in these gym mats
 
Juicing An Orange
W3pcP8V
 
What A Beautiful Little Girl
what a beautiful little girl
 
Everything’s Coming Up Millhouse!
yM6BlAM
 
Thank God
yTVky6F
 
Homer, My Eyes Are Up Here…
ZSwipg6