Funny Quotes From Famous Comedians (GALLERY)

It’s like my dad always used to say, “if people are talking about you behind your back, just fart really loud.”
jim-gaffigan-quotes
steve-martin-quotes
amy-schumer-quotes

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bill-burr-quotes
chris-rock-quotes
comedian-quotes
conan-obrien-quotes
dave-chappelle-quotes
demetri-martin-quotes
george-carlin-quotes
jerry-seinfeld-quotes
kevin-hart-quotes  mitch-hedberg-quotes
patton-oswalt-quotes
robin-williams-quotes
stephen-wright-quotes




Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.