Okay, you’ve got seventeen syllables to work with. That’s pretty much it. There are no other rules. Start writing a Haiku. Incredibly confused? Don’t worry, so is every other human on the planet, which is why Haikus are still the least popular form of poetry — which is ironically the least popular form of writing known to man. In honor of National Haiku Poetry Day, we proudly present this collection of the funniest Haiku poems ever written.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.