Coffee Stains That Look Like Stuff

Spilling coffee is one of the easiest ways to ruin your morning. It’s right up there with accidentally turning off your phone alarm off rather than hitting the snooze button or realizing your cat is the spawn of Satan. The funny thing about coffee stains is that now and then they can lead to magical stain creations like Admiral Ackbar or a secret map. The question is, are coffee stains that look like stuff merely random occurrences or are they secret clues about the universe from Planet Cacao? It’s hard to know for sure, so you should probably spill some coffee on yourself right now and find out.