Tis the season to not do your Christmas shopping at your nearest dollar store if you can avoid it. Not only is every trip to a dollar store incredibly depressing, but you’re also guaranteed to get explosive diarrhea from anything you buy in the frozen food section. Just saying.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.