America is all about one-stop shopping, but back in the day, being able to get two things accomplished at your local convenience store was a real treat. Why you could get some taxidermy done and buy a delicious block of cheese, or you could get your hair done while waiting for your chainsaw to get fixed. These are just a few examples of some of America’s finest combination businesses that don’t make no sense. They make perfect sense to us, but that’s because we’re all super enlightened.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.