Prepare yourself mentally for Above Average’s YouTube masterpiece, otherwise known as “Folgers Incest Commercial.” This is the extended directors cut, which provides you with all the extra incestual goodness of drinking Folgers coffee. It’s like the Internet says, the best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.