Mike Primavera
10. Out here biting Chewbacca’s style.
Well Wookie what we have here.
9. The fabled douche unicorn.
The last of his kind…because no one is trying to breed with that.
8. The real Deadliest Catch.
I’ll bet they smell like they look.
7. Oh no, Kevin, what is you doing?
If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills “Kevin Smith Huge Jorts” because of how often I revisit this image: pic.twitter.com/AmCTleXMBJ
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) May 19, 2015
The jorts to end all jorts.
6. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
When your girlfriend didn’t bring a jacket but now she’s cold.
5. Mmmm that torso tho.
He probably needs the cart to walk.
4. At least he’s matching?
What the hell is the belt for?
3. Baby got back.
I hate when you go but I love watching you leave.
2. Maybe she’s a “checker” at that store.
Your girl look like a snack, mine look like a picnic.
1. Deal with it.
That’s one cool cat.
h/t brightside
