I have a handful of friends who still think birthdays are a big deal and while I love them, I do not get it. We’re adults. Why are we celebrating this?
But, thankfully, none of my friends are this absolutely rude. Sure, they’re a little extra, but they’re not total assholes about the day or anything. We found 17 examples from Reddit of truly heinous birthday lads and lasses who are, ahem, too old for this shit.
1. This wishlist
2. Just… what now?
3. I mean, I guess I can kind of wrap my mind around not wanting to plan your own party, but.. Don’t have one?
4. A wishlist
5. Cash only
6. Is this Dudley?
7. That’s not how dates work
8. Give me money
9. The DEMANDS
10. This invite comes with a list
