We’ve all done some things in our lives that were straight-up embarrassing. When they happen, we try our best to completely forget them and move on–not wanting to feel like complete and total failures at all times.
However, there are those moments when we lay in bed, awake at night, thinking about all the horrible and cringe-worthy things we’ve done and said to others. What better place to share these experiences than on Twitter with complete and total strangers, right?
Twitter user Austin posed the question to the social media site–what’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
And, brace yourselves, people truly delivered.
My mum introduced me to the students that are staying with us earlier when I had make up on and I’ve just came down after my shower with wet hair and they introduced them self again ahahahahah I’m the same person fs ????
— Brooke Fraser (@brookefraser21_) March 4, 2018
my fiancé’s mother texted to check up on me and omg im gonna kms pic.twitter.com/Cn2iRGANLg
— aiman (@_aimaaaaan) October 3, 2017
It was a quiet car ride pic.twitter.com/F9ubGUoHAI
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) December 14, 2017
My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes.
Dating is rough.
— Syd (@s_kerekes) December 21, 2017
So they changed my gate in my layover and I ask the employee what the gate changed too. I showed her my screenshotted ticket and she looked at me strange and just ask me where I was going. I told her and then looked at my phone to realize I was actually showing her this pic.twitter.com/ZvfqV4p4yn
— hitmonstan???? (@TheRavenousDyke) December 29, 2017
As if the police have just came to my house. They explained to me someone took photos of my car as they where worried as blonde hair was sticking out the back. The policeman then asked me to open my boot so I did. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED it was ma clip in weave????
— Meghan Alexandra (@megalexandrax) January 10, 2018
i got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who i don't know and we both reached for the same button so i said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so i am seeking employment elsewhere. let me know of any jobs please
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) January 11, 2018
I’m really tired of being 5’2. How can we move to our new house and the kids in the neighbourhood, knocked on my door to ask my dad if im playing out. I’m fuming. I’m turning 22 in 2 months
— ???? (@FeyiCarter) January 26, 2018
I put cucumbers, lemons, lime, and mint leaves in my water today thinking I was fancy…my one student gonna yell out and say “Ms. Luck got a salad in her water”
*students erupt in laughter*
— autumnpaige (@autumnsays_) March 14, 2018
I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.
— Ceci ✮ (@CeciMula) January 17, 2018
I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." pic.twitter.com/3FXUdPdO88
— maskulla (@MakVest) January 22, 2018