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15 People Share The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Happened To Them During Sex

Look, we’ve all been there. You’re getting sexy, and then something mortifying happens.

Depending on who you’re with or what you’re doing, you can either laugh it off or feel the need to race out of the bedroom and never look back.

On Reddit, people are sharing the absolute most embarrassing things that have happened to them in bed.

And if you thought an errant fart was cringeworthy, consider yourself lucky.

1.

“On my honeymoon, my (now ex) husband and I decided to get drunk, eat snacks and watch Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. While doing so, we started fooling around and trailed off to the bedroom to finish what we started. While I started going down on him I noticed he was squirming and saw him wincing when I looked up. I asked him what was the matter to which he replied ‘it burns?’ And it was only then I realized I had just been snacking on extra flaming hot Cheetos right before. After rushing to get a wet cloth and repeatedly apologizing I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that I just gave my new husband a flamin’ hot blowjob.” — iluvs0sjc

2.

“Thighf**ked my ex, I haven’t noticed it until, after some minutes she says, ‘I don’t know what you’re doing, but can you put it inside?'” — Yksami

3.

“First time I saw a penis, I was like, ‘wow so that’s it.’ I meant like wow it’s actually there. Here it is. But he understood it like it wasn’t big or something lol. Like where’s the rest of it.” — Greenbeanee

4.

“In college my girlfriend was riding me in my dark bedroom me summer night. She was vigorously gyrating that I could feel her sweat dripping on me. Afterward we kissed and cuddled. When we turned on the light we discovered she had had a bloody nose and her blood was all over my neck and chest.” — amos1969

5.

“This was a bit of a misunderstanding, but when my boyfriend and I first got together, I was going to give him a blowjob so I took the gum out of my mouth and I thought I put it in the trash bin. I did not. After we finished I went to the bathroom and saw gum all over my hair! I guess it was still on my hand when I put my hair up with a hair tie. So I said ‘man this takes me back to my childhood!’ ( referring to the gum stuck in my hair). When I walked back into his room, his face had changed from happy bliss to complete concern. After a pause he finally says he was so sorry and that we didn’t have to do that again. He hadn’t seen the gum in my hair. He thought I was talking about a childhood filled with blow jobs. Once we figured out the mix up, he was still a bit shaken by my childhood.” — theWildBore

6.

“One girl I was with in high school was on top, and I had to fart real bad. I wasn’t sure what to do so I just tried to hold it in. She started to get more into it and picked up the pace, which caused a series of tiny rhythmic farts every time she came down. It sounded like a machine gun. She stopped and asked if I farted and I blamed the squeaky bed. She knew.” —WrongWayCharlie

7.

“I had sex with a deaf chick and I was moaning really loud, but she couldn’t hear it, so I gave her a thumbs up for half of it. It became an inside joke.” — Advancedsped

8.

“Having sex while standing – holding GF face to face, and supporting her off the ground with my arms under her legs. Yeah, you have to have some strength to do this. So she’s all into this new position, and my arms are getting tired, so I have the idea to walk forward and put her back against the wall. Except It was the patio sliding glass door. In January, which was freezing cold. Bare GF back against a cold piece of glass. Nope. That definitely broke the mood.” — grandroute

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“I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me. In the middle of sex he starts saying in my ear ‘f**k you, f**k you!’ I let it happen and afterwards burst out laughing telling him to never do that again.” — funsized_

10.

“My husband was trying to talk dirty to me and finished a sentence calling me a ‘silly goose.’ Sex was postponed for a good 15 minutes while I laughed my a** off.” — livingmayhem

11.

“My boyfriend at the time was trying to take my tight jeans off, and struggling mightily to get them over my hips. I lifted my hips up to assist with the process and the jeans came off quickly and he flew backwards and hit his head on the wall. It was absolutely hilarious and I laughed. He did not find it equally funny, and sexy times were put off so he could nurse his head injury and his pride.” — Ok_Significance_1958

12.

“He said ‘arch your back’ while we were doing it doggy style and I arched it the wrong way (up) and he had to say ‘no the other way.'” — iamreallycool69

13.

“Getting my wife’s bra off. Too many damn straps and crap. I muttered ‘rubix boob’ and we started laughing so hard we killed the moment.” — sipes216

14.

“The first time he went down on me he had a slight cold and I was super nervous, so he’s going at it, right up in there and my brain decided to ask him ‘how’s your nose?’ He just looked up at me, shook his head, and kept going, thankfully.” — quietsun22

15.

“My girlfriend a while ago liked to do the ice cube – cup of tea blowjob trick. One night we didn’t have any ice cubes, only a bag of frozen peas…She went down on me with a mouthful and it turns out that peas in the mouth defrost REALLY fast. After about 20 secs she choked and coughed blowjob mushy peas all over me and my new sheets. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.” — Robsonthebeach.

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