Remember when you were 7 years old and all someone had to do was say the word “fart” to make youlaugh for the rest of the day? Those were good times.Now youhave to be an adult. You have to pretend everything is very serious and farts are gross.Poop is unsanitary and shouldn’t be discussed.The only place for pee is in the potty, but you don’t call it that because you’re a grownup.Only the immature laugh at such things.
Congratulations.This post is your safe place.Let 7 year old you take the wheel for a while.Trade in your polite chuckle for a honest giggle.I promise once you’redone reading theseyou can go back to doing your taxes or whatever very mature activity you were responsibly engaging in.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn’t HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family’s pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome
Mike Primavera
