If you ever feel alone in this world, remember that we’re all basically the same. Many of us have the same insecurities, desires, fears, and dreams. Many of us casually hate ourselves, behave in gnarly manners when unattended, and perpetually feel like a 14-year-old. Most of us are terrified of the future, and awkward, and weighed down by baggage, and haven’t had a proper night’s sleep in what feels like a decade.
Most of us are every one of these tweets, personified.
everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Meech (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
???? annoyed at people who tell me to stop bouncing my leg because it’s a distraction for them or because it bothers them— i’m sorry you don’t have anxiety susan, stop fucking judging me and let me be internally anxious in peace
— sleepy girl (@insaneasyIums) February 18, 2019
Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— jp (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— RUBY ♡ RØSE (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
I am a:
???? Dumb bitch
???? My keys that i had 2 seconds ago
— Adrianna ???????? (@aydreezyy) February 12, 2019
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
I'm a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 3, 2019
my conversations w literally anyone:
— ky ???? (@urdadkylie) February 5, 2019
Adulthood is just saying “if I can just get through this week” over and over again until you die.
— Amy Who? (@amywhodigital) February 6, 2019
YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Torrence De los Santos (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up pic.twitter.com/6eqjK4yp4F
— fresa???? (@dalysluna) February 10, 2019
bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches.
— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) February 11, 2019
Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 13, 2019
Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019