Alex Buscemi
They say chivalry is dead. But how would you explain these suave and brilliant opening lines on Tinder if that’s the case?
Lines like: “Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite” and “You realize how many fat girls I had to swipe through to find you?” and “You look doable.”
Modern-day Casanovas, every one of them.
With bangers like these, it’s shocking how many men complain they can’t find love on the apps. It’s an absolute mystery.
For more top-shelf cringe, stop swiping and get scrolling.
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