Dean Altman
Couples fight about all kinds of things, but some couples are honestly just funnier than others, and so are their fights. Twitter Queen Chrissy Teigen and her husband John Legend are that kind of couple. They share so much of their life together online and just about everything they do is funny, so it makes sense that their arguments (well, some of them, at least) are light-hearted, too.
Teigen, who is not only hilarious on Twitter but who you also know from her cookbooks and her modeling and her gig on Lip Sync Battle) said she wasn’t going to tweet the story of the fight, but she did anyway, luckily for us, because it’s hilarious.
It seems that Teigen was having cravings for a childhood favorite: Totino’s. But there ended up being some confusion over whether she meant the pizza rolls for which they are totally famous, or just regular Totino’s pizza, which apparently exists, but I had no idea. And neither did John Legend, who accidentally ordered Tostino’s pizza rolls instead of pizza from Postmates. And he didn’t figure out the error, even while they were discussing the preparation of the food, which they were doing in advance, because Teigen was so excited about the pizza.
I told john I wouldn’t tweet this but I lied here goes
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
I am having a totino’s craving. I don’t want a great pizza. I want a pizza from my childhood, with sliced fresh tomatoes on top
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
He said “how many boxes do you want” and I said first of all loser it’s in a bag now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
so we postmate some
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
This is the part where the confusion starts to become evident.
For 30 minutes we have been discussing how to ensure crispness. I say it needs to be on the rack. He says no it has to go on a pan. The pizza is merely en route and I’m so madly excited about it that we are discussing how to handle its arrival
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
pizza still 20 minutes out, he goes “do you want the tomato on top of it” and I was like no idiot under it yes it goes on top
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
we talk about my childhood a bit. How this pizza shaped my life no big deal
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
we get the notification. John yells “it is herrrrrre!!” Like Oprah
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
it’s pizza rolls. he has no idea totino’s makes pizza. but more importantly he thinks I am so stupid I would think tiny pizza rolls go directly onto the rack
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
and that I would want tiny slices of fresh tomato on a god damn singular pizza roll
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
I am blown away he indulged this conversation, thinking I was talking about rolls. it’s like when michael Scott was like wow Oscar thinks so little of me when he accepted his horrid gift
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
At one point Teigen seems to wonder if maybe the story wasn’t as funny as she thought, but it just made it funnier.
u know when you start a story and you’re like this is gonna be great. but then it just doesn’t translate well
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
She explains that they are fully in a fight now.
anyhow this is an actual fight now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
“nah babe they should def be on a baking sheet” oh ya think??? I no know how to cook pizza rolls
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
he is now claiming he truly never know they made pizzas
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
In a hilarious and utterly stupid video, Teigen pretends she thought they should make pizza rolls directly on the rack, as if she wouldn’t be aware that they’d just fall through.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
People on Twitter said Tostino’s should turn the story into an ad, but Teigen countered by pointing out that they probably don’t want that kind of endorsement.
you guys gotta be crazy for thinking totinos would approve an ad saying “I don’t want good pizza, I want totinos”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
In a final update, Teigen posted a picture of herself eating the Tostino’s pizza, with fresh tomato on top, just like she wanted. Craving met. Fight over? No idea.
an update pic.twitter.com/v8JIADu1Zb
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Legend won’t ever make that mistake again, that’s for sure.
h/t: HuffPost
