If Chris Pratt Starred in Every Movie (GALLERY)

Chris Pratt is the “Man King” of Hollywood right now and for good reason… he’s super awesome and he likes to fart a lot. Pratty McPratterson has already helped successfully reboot the Jurassic Park franchise, and he’s got a new movie coming out December 21st with J-Law called “Passengers” that looks totes sick. That got us thinking about how awesome it would be if we lived in a world where Chris Pratt starred in all of our favorite movies. Don’t worry, we didn’t think too much because thinking makes your brain really tired and Mr. Purple Cow doesn’t like it when we think.

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.