Thanks to stem cell research, we could probably make this internet dream a reality and spawn a new generation of mind-blowing Disney movies in the next 3-5 years. I can picture it now, 50 Cent and Ice-T stars in “50 Centaur vs. Ice-T Rex.” Come on, who wouldn’t pay to see that. And while we’re on the subject of Ice T, I have to admit that I’m still not sick of that Progressive Ice-T commercial yet.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.