Sure, being a famous celebrity is nice and all, but let’s face it, Santa is the biggest celebrity on the planet. He’s starred in more movies than any other celebrity, he owns his own town and Mrs. Claus actually looking pretty darn hot when she’s not in her North Pole get up. It’s probably safe to assume every celebrity secretly wishes they were Santa, so the internet used Photoshop to make all of their dreams come true.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.