Thanks to the internet, peer pressure on cats to be sexy is greater than ever. It’s gotten so bad, in fact, that both female and male cats have resorted to taking sexy pictures of themselves wearing lingerie to get more followers and likes so they can achieve a better sense of self-worth in a feline-attractiveness driven society. If this trend continues, we could see a Grumpy Cat sex tape by the end of the year.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.