31 ‘Simpsons’ Tattoos Only Real Fans Will Truly Appreciate

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I’ve been a Simpsons fan since I was a little kid. As soon as that introduction comes on—those clouds, that familiar theme song, the pink 1986 Plymouth Junkerolla—something in my brain snaps, and my insides flood with nostalgia and fuzzy feelings. As such, I’d want to get all of the following tattoos on my body ASAP—but that’s because I understand all of the references. Do you?

31. “What are you going to do, release the dogs, or the bees, or the dog’s that when they bark they shoot bees at you?”

30. “Harry Plopper”

29. “Barclay…Barry…Bert…Bort. Bort??”

28. “Ice to see you!”

27. “You must really love us to sink so low”

26. “Worst tattoo ever”

25. “Sisters are doing it for themselves”

24. “I was was saying ‘Boo-urns'”

23. “You don’t win friends with salad”

22. “Don’t ask me, I’m just a girl”

21. “But my mom says I’m cool”