30+ Times People With Awful Taste Didn’t Let That Stop Them From Achieving Their Weird Dreams

5. Yes, officer. I know exactly why you pulled me over.

4. WWJD? Not this. Not this at all.

3. I think the lips bother me the most.

2. If you think this is good you should see his latte foam art.

1. At least he didn’t lose his thumb. It’s the most important finger.

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn’t HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family’s pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome