If Celebrities Were Pieces Of Meat (GALLERY)

4th of July is only four short days away which it means it’s time to start turning your attention away from work and focusing completely on all things meat. This includes dreaming about meat, talking about meat and throwing pieces of meat at your self at point blank range. Or pretending celebrities are pieces of edible meat. That’s easily the most sane option.

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.