3. The one who refuses to end class until the time class is supposed to end.
You find yourself stuck in a constant loop in which there is nothing left for the professor to lecture about, but still insists to go on until 4:25 on the dot. They will answer any questions, even when there aren’t any, and will not set you free until the scheduled time.
2. The hot one.
You thought you were going to school for a better education, networking and maybe even some cute college boys. Well, turns out everything you knew was a lie when you run into this professor. Why is he even teaching political science in the first place? Why in hell would a man that looks like a J Crew model decide to dedicate his life to teaching a bunch of hungover, broke college students? You don’t care about this class. All you care about is what he’d look like naked in your twin sized dorm bed.
1. The one who never shows up.
You’re not sure if this professor even exists. Whether something terrible has happened or they just don’t feel like leaving their house that day, this professor is a no-show almost every class. And when they do make their rare appearance into the classroom, they don’t take attendance and let you leave twenty minutes early. The best part of this is they won’t let you know not to show up five minutes before the class starts.
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