A whole lotta bacon escaped from a New Hampshire farm yesterday in the hopes of casting his vote in the New Hampshire primary.
The delicious creature was wandering through the parking lot filled with Pelham, New Hampshire primary voters and hung around by the door oinking, according to video from Twitter user matthewr1960.
No word yet as to whether the pig was leaning toward the donkey or the elephant candidate.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
