The answer to why white people can’t dance is really quite simple. For hundreds of years, Caucasian humans have consumed massive amounts of mayonnaise and sour cream which has severely retarded the evolution of their dancing DNA. This has rendered the muscles of white people in an almost permanent state of atrophy from now until the end of time. I mean come on people, it’s simple white people science.
The “Herpa Derp”
“The Dwayne”
“The Elaine”
The “Paul Rudd”
The “This Kid”
The “David Brent”
The “Texas Tech Boogie”
The “Crotch Destroyer”
The “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”
The “Snuggie Shuffle”
The “Napolean Dynamite”
“The Nowitzski”
“The Mark Madsen”
“The Farley”
“The Rob Lowe”
The “CD Shuffle”
“The Coco”
“The Mythbusters” Dance Doesn’t Debunk The Myth
The “Friday”
Even Cartoon White People Can’t Dance
“The Michigan Dance”
The “Street Shuffle”
The “Arms Don’t Lie”
The “Crystal Light”
The “Mad Men”
Jazz Fan “Jazz Hands”
The “Dodger Dance”
“The Springsteen” (with Courtney Cox)
“The Batman”
“The Christian Bale”
“The Buster”
“The Ron Swanson”
“The Gary Busey”
The “So You Know You Can’t Dance”
“The Mac”
“The Double Dream Hands”
The “Shirtlesss Shimmy”
The “Cam”
The “This Won’t End Well”
The “Caucasian Disco”
The “Brad Pitt”
The “Tom Brady”
The “Tom Cruise”
The Celtics “No Pride”
The “Dwight Schrute”
The “Webcam Wheelie”
Hitler’s “I Did Nazi That Coming”
How To Dance Like A White Guy
And Last But Not Least… “The Carlton”