28 Funniest Tweets Answering The Question “Whats The Stingiest Thing Anyone Has Ever Done To You?”

Some folks are never in a giving mood—it just isn’t in their nature. Recently, English comedian and writer Shappi Khorsandi reminded us of this fact when she asked her Twitter followers about the “tightest” thing anyone has ever done to them (in American, “tight” means “stingy”).

She offered up an example of her own, writing, “When I was an A level student (skint) a (rich, got a huge allowance) friend only half-finished her jacket potato in a cafe. I asked if I could finish it (no pride). She said ‘sure, you’ll have to give me 50p though,'” and then challenged Twitter to “Beat that.”

Twitter was quick to provide their stingy people stories. Shame knows no bounds.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn’t HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family’s pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome