Hollywood’s biggest night marked a lot of firsts. It was the first Academy Awards show to go hostless in two decades. It marked Spike Lee’s long-deserved first Oscar win. It was the first time Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performed Shallow as themselves, and it was so sensual that Spice Girl Mel B got pissed over it on behalf of Cooper’s supermodel wife.
Also, Billy Porter’s tuxedo-gown. JUST…WOW.
Anyway, here are 22 of the funniest jokes about everything that happened at the 2019 Academy Awards.
1.
Chris Evans wins Best at Supporting Actress pic.twitter.com/88fkS0c3Jr
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 25, 2019
2.
The gays when Gaga loses Best Actress pic.twitter.com/nfrMloQCgk
— horace (@trashygaytweets) February 24, 2019
3.
LADY GAGA WILL EGOT
EMMY
GRAMMY
OSCAR
TFUCK BRADLEY COOPER— Aaron Eisenberg (@Eisentweet) February 25, 2019
4.
Who wore it better? #SpikeLee or Waluigi #Oscars #Oscars2019 pic.twitter.com/Vbhccx7tgf
— Aron (@withonea) February 25, 2019
5.
me at home judging #Oscars outfits : pic.twitter.com/iESMrqdjLs
— eli (@gomezsglowing) February 24, 2019
6.
Green Book thinks you’re so articulate https://t.co/Z3L3ytCF20
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 25, 2019
7.
Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz, and Amy Adams if they win Actress in a Supporting Role tonight. pic.twitter.com/BGM4OkWi6A
— omri (@Omri_Rawrlan) February 24, 2019
8.
#Oscars pic.twitter.com/4lHLeguZti
— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) February 25, 2019
9.
This is my ringtone pic.twitter.com/VZP4a3xT8r
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 25, 2019
10.
Of course Marie Kondo is at this year’s Oscars pic.twitter.com/ArAmZbUi6j
— Ira (@ira) February 24, 2019
11.
CHRIS’ LITTLE CHEER WHEN HE SAW BLACK PANTHER HAD WON THE SECOND OSCAR
#Oscars pic.twitter.com/ZJxFJvZPAR— hannah (@lillseb) February 25, 2019
12.
TOM HOLLAND AT THE RED CARPET ?? #Oscars pic.twitter.com/ClMDYptJY4
— CXISXU (@cxisxu) February 24, 2019
13.
I have only two moods #Oscars pic.twitter.com/YJs49zQRbg
— God Damn (@AyukhbaM) February 25, 2019
14.
I know Bradley Cooper is married, but as Al*cia K*ys has shown us, sometimes your soul mate is somebody else’s husband. pic.twitter.com/QEcum45EFm
— Evette Dionne ????????♀️ (@freeblackgirl) February 25, 2019
15.
ANNE ???? pic.twitter.com/66wd8hCLy3
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 24, 2019
16.
— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) February 25, 2019
17.
what saoirse ronan, timothée chalamet and lucas hedges will be doing tonight instead of watching the oscars pic.twitter.com/PFyIhRSwt0
— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) February 24, 2019
18.
Green Book? More like the White Pages pic.twitter.com/DjO2dmVnqH
— Ira (@ira) February 25, 2019
19.
You can almost hear him say, “You know you don’t deserve this, right?” pic.twitter.com/i4ciY6Syre
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) February 25, 2019
20.
Love the editing in Bohemian Rhapsody pic.twitter.com/UiZOlUcaDa
— Kylie Harrington (@kylieisntfunny) February 25, 2019
21.
My sources say if you fave a tweet with the hashtag #Oscars, the heart turns into a gold star. I take no pleasure in reporting this.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) February 24, 2019
22.
Turning up to your ex’s funeral like… #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Y9qATOpi79
— TK-421 (@Andy_Dee8) February 24, 2019
h/t BuzzFeed