Election Day 2016 is only six days away, and if you still don’t want to choose between Trumpy D and Hill Dog next Tuesday, don’t worry, because you don’t have to. If the internet was in charge of the 2016 presidential election, we’d have a way better selection of candidates to choose from, and the 20 options below are a great place to start.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.